Description
Get a taste of dark humor with our bold and quirky “If At First You Don’t Succeed, It’s Only Attempted Murder” Tumbler. Featuring an eye-catching design of vibrant florals, playful skeletons, and striking police crime scene tape, this tumbler is perfect for anyone who loves to add a little edge to their drinkware collection. The witty phrase, along with the bloody handprint graphic, makes this tumbler a fun statement piece, sparking conversation wherever you go.
Expertly crafted from high-quality stainless steel, this tumbler ensures durability while keeping your beverages at the ideal temperature. Thanks to its double-walled, vacuum-insulated technology, your drinks will stay cold for up to 24 hours or hot for up to 12 hours. The tumbler also comes with a spill-resistant lid and straw-friendly opening for added convenience, making it ideal for travel, work, or just sipping at home.
Key Features:
- Dark humor design with skeletons, floral accents, and police line graphics
- Witty quote: “If At First You Don’t Succeed, It’s Only Attempted Murder”
- Premium stainless steel construction for long-lasting durability
- Double-walled, vacuum-insulated to maintain beverage temperature
- Spill-resistant lid with straw-friendly opening
- Suitable for both hot and cold beverages
Ideal For:
- Gifting to friends with a love for dark humor and quirky designs
- Everyday use at home, work, or while traveling
- Making a bold, playful statement with your tumbler collection
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